It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
They have beer where we have blood.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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