Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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