But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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