I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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