after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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