Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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