I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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