Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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