would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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