I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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