strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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