Barsexuality is the new black.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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