Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I didn't notice because vodka
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
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