We named our party play list daddy issues
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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