normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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