But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
