Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
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