she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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