Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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