He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
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