But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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