Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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