im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
babies were throwing up all over the place
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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