How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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