....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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