it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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