This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
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