And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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