He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
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go home
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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