Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Alive.
So much puke
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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