Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
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