i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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