She went from zero to smokin in five shots
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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