I love black thongs
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
The power of my boobs compel you
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
He literally asked permission to hit on me
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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