I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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