she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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