On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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