two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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