yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
what the fuck happened to the tacos
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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