no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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