she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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