Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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