Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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