He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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