just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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