we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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