I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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