Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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