My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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