you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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