No subtext here. People are naked.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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