he thought i was a dude.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Randomize
