you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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