butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
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