on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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