Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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