David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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